Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

Love you like a sister always
Soul s i s t e r, rebel girl
Come and be my best friend
Will you, rebel girl?

I’m cracking up watching the Hobbit panel at SDCC because Peter Jackson’s accent is actually what New Zealand accents sound like, and it’s so munted it’s hilarious

An Unexpected Companion - Child Verse

shadowsofwho:

thatfantasyworldofmine:

shadowsofwho:

Susan stopped dead in her tracks, completely surprised by the weird unrelated question.

"I don’t know what happened," she began hesitantly. "We were in the new house, you and I and Papa and Nana and Tony, and we were playing hide and seek and I was searching."

She was concentrating hard, the memory blurred by all that had come after. As she remembered her voice was growing faster and more agitated with every word. “I was searching for you first and I thought you had gone into my room, so I went into my room too. But I didn’t really look when I walked through the door and then I was on the street and I wanted to go back but-” she swallowed, “the door was gone and I didn’t know what to do.”

Susan lunged herself at Mama, wrapping her small arms firmly around her waist. “I need a hug now,” she mumbled into Mama’s still bloody t-shirt.

The sudden stop took Rose by surprise, and the sudden onslaught of information surprised her even more. Susan’s voice began to tremble as she went on, and when she buried her face into Rose’s side, she wasted no time in crouching down and hugging Susan tightly.

"I’m sorry, I didn’t wanna make you upset, Susan, I’m sorry," she murmured, stroking her hair until the little girl stopped quivering. Rose pulled away and tried to smile encouragingly at Susan. "Y’know what, though? You were super brave, and I bet you’ve won the game of hide and seek!"

A shifting sound clicked through the corridor, and suddenly, there was a door beside them. Rose stood up and tried the handle; it opened to reveal a familiar sight. “I’d say we’ve reached the wardrobe,” she told Susan, squeezing her around the shoulders. “Let’s find you some new tights!” 

Maternal care soon brought the smile back on Susan’s face. Mama said she was super brave, and maybe that was true. She had been thrown into a lot more intimidating and confusing situations than usual after all, and come out of it alright with help from her parents. She even had been able to help a little herself.

"I can find them alone," she declared happily, "and you can do your own stuff." She could already see a familiar rack packed with children’s clothes and made off in that direction. Finding new tights wasn’t exactly a task even. When she reached the right place, there already was a pair lying on a small chair for her, same colour as the now destroyed one. She changed quickly and wandered off to find Mama, carrying the torn fabric in one hand.

"Well, okay then," Rose chuckled, letting Susan scamper off in the direction of the children’s section. Turning her attention to herself and wrinkling her nose in disgust, Rose headed up the stairs to where she knew the best shirts were. She pulled the bloody one off as she walked; as far as she could see, her bra had escaped being soiled. 

After sifting through at least two racks of clothes, Rose settled on a simple, dark pink v-neck. A large shudder interrupted her half-way through pulling on the shirt, and she let out a squeal of surprise, nearly toppling over.

"Thought there were stabilisers in here for that reason?" she muttered to the TARDIS; the lights flared in reply and Rose let out an amused huff. She tied up her hair in a messy ponytail, checked herself and then went to find Susan.

An Unexpected Companion - Child Verse

shadowsofwho:

thatfantasyworldofmine:

shadowsofwho:

Susan shrieked, pulling her foot away. For a moment she was awkwardly standing on one foot, trying to keep her balance; than she fell forward against Papa’s chest.

Susan didn’t make the effort of standing up again right away. Instead she nodded into his shoulder to answer the question and planted a kiss on his cheek, before running off, dragging (or at least trying to drag) her mother behind her.

"Don’t be sad about your shirt, Mama. I’m sure the TARDIS will find you a great new one. Come on, we’ve got to hurry!"

Rose laughed and allowed herself to be pulled from the room and along the corridor to the wardrobe. 

"Five minutes!" the Doctor’s voice echoed down the hall after them, then made his own way to the console room. 

Rose walked easily along with Susan, feeling more and more better as the little girl practically bounced each of her steps beside her. She seemed hardly fazed at all by the events that had happened, which struck Rose as odd; then again, it was not the only odd thing about this child.

As they walked, the Doctor and her conversation came back to her, about how they would get Susan home. Riding the timeline. It sounded terrifying; how had Susan managed it? 

The multi-million dollar question, Rose mused, her hand squeezing Susan’s ever so lightly. She didn’t want to admit it, but letting Susan go would be the hardest thing she’d done in a long time.

"Susan, what d’you remember before you got here? What were you doing before you got to the street?"

Susan stopped dead in her tracks, completely surprised by the weird unrelated question.

"I don’t know what happened," she began hesitantly. "We were in the new house, you and I and Papa and Nana and Tony, and we were playing hide and seek and I was searching."

She was concentrating hard, the memory blurred by all that had come after. As she remembered her voice was growing faster and more agitated with every word. “I was searching for you first and I thought you had gone into my room, so I went into my room too. But I didn’t really look when I walked through the door and then I was on the street and I wanted to go back but-” she swallowed, “the door was gone and I didn’t know what to do.”

Susan lunged herself at Mama, wrapping her small arms firmly around her waist. “I need a hug now,” she mumbled into Mama’s still bloody t-shirt.

The sudden stop took Rose by surprise, and the sudden onslaught of information surprised her even more. Susan’s voice began to tremble as she went on, and when she buried her face into Rose’s side, she wasted no time in crouching down and hugging Susan tightly.

"I’m sorry, I didn’t wanna make you upset, Susan, I’m sorry," she murmured, stroking her hair until the little girl stopped quivering. Rose pulled away and tried to smile encouragingly at Susan. "Y’know what, though? You were super brave, and I bet you’ve won the game of hide and seek!"

A shifting sound clicked through the corridor, and suddenly, there was a door beside them. Rose stood up and tried the handle; it opened to reveal a familiar sight. “I’d say we’ve reached the wardrobe,” she told Susan, squeezing her around the shoulders. “Let’s find you some new tights!” 

Anonymous asked:

Bastet: Do you have any cats? Hathor: What brings you joy? Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

Bastet: Do you have any cats?

Not of my own, no, thank goodness. But I’m housesitting at the moment, and my aunty has two cats. I hate catsI am not a cat person. I never have been and I never will be.

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Too many things to number! Witnessing genuine happiness in other people. Seeing people grow, worshipping God at my church, having the night to myself to do whatever I want, the feeling of sticking my hand in rice or when I finally find that perfect spot when sitting in a beanbag. LIFE!

Horus: What is one thing you’ve had to fight for in your life?

Self-awareness, and as an extension of that, confidence. I’m pretty self-aware, and over the years have developed self-analysis into a skill, but the events that brought about that skill were extremely difficult. They were very hard to get through. Even harder was learning to be confident about the person I am and have become, and to not be ashamed of myself. (That’s still a work in progress sometimes.) But mostly, I’m there :)

An Unexpected Companion - Child Verse

shadowsofwho:

thatfantasyworldofmine:

shadowsofwho:

"Yes," she smiled proudly. "I did all the stars and the TARDIS and stuff on my own. Are you going to hang it on a wall?"

A rumbling sound coming from her stomach reminded Susan of another pressing issue. “And can we still have breakfast on the sparkling space beach after that?” She looked down on her feet, avoiding Papa’s face. Her big toe was poking through a hole in her tights. “I will stay on my seat and don’t touch anything. Promise!”

"I’ll hang it on the wall," Rose promised, swinging her legs out of the bed and stretching, testing for any pain. She shook her head at the Doctor, who was watching with a questioning expression on his face, and made a face at the dried blood on her shirt. "And this was one of my favourites," she sighed.

"Tell you what, Susan," the Doctor piped up, crouching down in front of her. "Here’s what we’ll do. I’m gonna fly the TARDIS to the sparkly space beach, and you can go with Mama ‘cause she’s got to change her shirt. I think the TARDIS will be more than happy to find you a new pair of these holey looking things!" He grabbed her toe poking out and wriggled it. "And by the time you two’ve changed, we’ll be there. Sound fair?"

Susan shrieked, pulling her foot away. For a moment she was awkwardly standing on one foot, trying to keep her balance; than she fell forward against Papa’s chest.

Susan didn’t make the effort of standing up again right away. Instead she nodded into his shoulder to answer the question and planted a kiss on his cheek, before running off, dragging (or at least trying to drag) her mother behind her.

"Don’t be sad about your shirt, Mama. I’m sure the TARDIS will find you a great new one. Come on, we’ve got to hurry!"

Rose laughed and allowed herself to be pulled from the room and along the corridor to the wardrobe. 

"Five minutes!" the Doctor’s voice echoed down the hall after them, then made his own way to the console room. 

Rose walked easily along with Susan, feeling more and more better as the little girl practically bounced each of her steps beside her. She seemed hardly fazed at all by the events that had happened, which struck Rose as odd; then again, it was not the only odd thing about this child.

As they walked, the Doctor and her conversation came back to her, about how they would get Susan home. Riding the timeline. It sounded terrifying; how had Susan managed it? 

The multi-million dollar question, Rose mused, her hand squeezing Susan’s ever so lightly. She didn’t want to admit it, but letting Susan go would be the hardest thing she’d done in a long time.

"Susan, what d’you remember before you got here? What were you doing before you got to the street?"

iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

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rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

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IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

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i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

terrasigillata:

idoitbrilliantly:

alpha-strider:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

I even found an explanation why it works.

Holy shit this is handy for people travelling through Europe

Mythology Asks

  • Anubis: How do you feel about death?
  • Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
  • Bastet: Do you have any cats?
  • Hathor: What brings you joy?
  • Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
  • Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
  • Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
  • Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
  • Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
  • Bran: How is your health?
  • Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
  • Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
  • Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
  • Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
  • Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
  • Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
  • Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
  • Freya: Have you ever been in love?
  • Freyr: Do you have any children?
  • Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
  • Iounn: How old are you?
  • Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
  • Odin: What is your family like?
  • Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
  • Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
  • Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
  • Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
  • Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
  • Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
  • Dionysus: Do you drink?
  • Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
  • Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
  • Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
  • Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
  • Zeus: Are you a confident person?
  • Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
  • Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
  • Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
  • Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
  • Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
  • Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
  • Plutus: Do you have a job?
  • Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
  • Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
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